Friday, August 10, 2007

The Poolside Show

Helmut’s brown from head to feet,
Fergus, white and bony,
Helmut’s like a slab of meat,
Fergus, macaroni.

Helmut dives with zeal and zest,
Fergus climbs in slowly,
Helmut’s wife shows off her chest,
Fergus’s is holy.

Helmut has a hairy arse,
Fergus’s is spotty,
The poolside show is quite a farce
Out here in Lanzarote.

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