Friday, August 10, 2007


The Lanzarote cockroach is a giant,
It’s two feet tall and nearly three feet wide,
It glares at you with beady eyes defiant,
And asks you if you want to step outside.

It hides beneath the seat that’s on your toilet,
Giggling as it waits for you to come,
Lifting up the lid will surely foil it,
But if you don’t, it bites you on the bum.

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