Please

Please don’t give me a leaflet,
We’re not going into your bar,
We tried it last night
And we thought it was shite,
So we’re going next door for a jar.

Please don’t try to persuade us,
We gave it a try last night,
The lights were so glaring,
The music was blaring,
And the DJ exceedingly trite.

Please don’t obstruct our progress,
We’re just going out for a stroll,
Your exorbitant prices
Just do not entice us,
So insert this flyer up your hole.