The Great Tattooist

Tattooists up and down the street
Work tirelessly to make ends meet.
With sharpened needles they create
A lion rampant or innate.
A swooping eagle can adorn
Your shoulder with a unicorn,
And on your backside you can have
Immortalised your friend Gustav.

But high above the summer breeze,
The Great Tattooist works with ease.
Millions simultaneously
Receive a colouring for free.
He works until he goes to bed
To turn the people brown and red.
His choice of colours is quite small
But he can transform one and all.