Wednesday, October 1, 2008


The ‘Fasten Seatbelts’ sign came on
As we were flying to Crete.
The stewardess announced that one
Should go back to one’s seat.
The public took it in their stride,
The seatbelts all clicked true
And then the pilot came outside
And went into the loo.
"The only bleedin' turbulence is in that feller's stomach."

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