The Pyrrenees

Walking o’er the Franco-Spanish border,
I spied a hiker striding forth with ease.
His thighs appeared in perfect working order,
But oh, he had a wondrous pyrrenees.

Carcassonne

Oh dans le very south of France,
If you need to lie down, perchance,
Les benches there sont secs et bons
To rest your weary carcass on.